Thursday Night Football is back with another stinker. We get Teddy Two Gloves and his massive dick hosting Matty Ice and the Falcons.
The Falcons couldn’t look any worse. They are literally finding new ways to lose. They showed up two weeks ago and beat the breaks off the (also bad) Vikings. They went out the next week against the Lions and blew that one.
Now let’s turn the Panthers. I have no idea what is happening in Carolina. The team confuses me. The panthers are on a two game slide after their three game winning streak, capped off with their most recent win, against the falcons.
Teddy has looked good. He isn’t an top tier quarterback, but he wins games. Even without CMC, they’ve found ways to compete.
This is one of those classic Thursday night games where we have to bet it as responsible degenerates. The total is odd. It’s 51.5 I’d lean under here, but totals can be weird on short weeks. I have the Panthers -1.5 circled here. It’s not because I love the Panthers, it’s because I can’t bet on the Falcons.
The Falcons are a team you just can’t bet on. If you bet against them and lose its a lot easier to take than if they go out there and lay an egg. The Falcons are lost and that makes me have to take the Panthers.
The Pick: Panthers -1.5