Monday Night Football… isn’t it great? After a nice football Sunday, we get to see a pretty boy, and a big dick. And much like a girl looking for good sex… I will be disappointed at the end of this. We have Big Dick Nick strolling into L.A. and Nick will be hounded, like he is by the 5’2” blonde haired “size queens” toting tattoos behind their ears, as well as Arron Donald.
Donald will be cutting to the font of the line on this one and continue his dominant campaign, proving he’s the best player in the NFL. The Bears offensive line is bad… really bad. Look for the Bears offense to be bulimic like they have a contract with Kate Moss’s modeling agency.
On the other side of the ball we get Jarad Goff and Sean McVay (and his perfectly trimmed beard). They are going to be tasked with slowing down Akeem Hicks and Khalil Mack. The Rams haven’t yet returned to form. They have shown flashes of a top tier offense, but struggled against the 49ers last week. The Rams are definitely the sexier (and fully fed) team here. They play decent offense with weapons, their defense has two of the best defensive players in the NFL.
With that said, The Bears have a good personality. I’m a huge Mack fan, and they are 5-1 for a reason. This is a tough game to pick. Do you want the hot chick or the cute girl next door? Give me the hot chick and bet your ass it ends quickly… and in my pants. Just remember gamble responsibly and pull out.
Translation: Rams -6 and the under 44.5 (tease it if you’re Sportsbook allows it)