Week 5 is full of disrespect. Nothing but lines that make you go “how won’t they cover?” Vegas has me by the balls again, and I’ll fall for it every time.
The first line look at that can’t lose is the Football team vs the Rams. Aron Donald is a freak. He’s been man handling offensive lines. Jared Goff has shown he can make it work with the tools he has. We got Kyle Allen trying to prove himself as a starter with River Boat Ron’s offense. The rams are a good team plain and simple. The cover 7 with no problem.
Pick: Rams -7
The best bet this week is the Cards. The Jets are laying 7… only 7. Who the fuck made this line. The cards are good. I’ve been riding them all season. I’ve bought into the hype. I might be an idiot, but 7 again is too little. When you look at this team they’re too good. Kyler Murray links amazing. He’s the type of guy that skates around like Nacey Karelian before the knee injury. Unless you’re name is Tonya, take the cards. They have the weapons and Budda will run wild. He’s going to make this a statement game and bounce back strong. Cards -7 is easy here.
Pick: Cards -7
Ravens… Bengals… points… yup. When you look at his game you see points. How do you not take this over?The Bungals have shown they can’t play defense, and the Ravens can score. Joe “Moxie” Burrow will be able to score At least 17 points and the over is set at only 50. The quarterback play here will be exciting. Points will be flying here. The Ravens are 12.5 point favorites. This is a look ahead spot for them so I’ll be taking the points. Despite Marlon Humphries contract, the Ravens need help on the defensive they got some tools to help home but Joe “Steal Your Girl” Burrow will be able to put up enough to get the over covered.
The Pick: over 50
Colts vs Browns… What’s the play you ask. Welp, it’s simple. The Colts have a top run defense in the NFL. Darius Lenard is the best outside linebacker in the NFL. The Colts have shown they can play top tier football but it’s more or less a pickup. The Browns may be without Nick Chubb at the time of this blog being written, but when it comes down to Phil in the 4th quarter (and down 6) and throws a pick you’ll be happy to have the Browns. This is a classic Phil rivers choke job.
The Pick: Browns -1
Let Russ cook yet again. The Vikings are over valued here as the Seahawks will push their shit in, as expected. Not analysis needs
The Pick: Hawks -7
Pick: Rams -7
Pick: Cards -7
Pick: Bengals/Ravens over 50
The Pick: Browns -1
The Pick: Hawks -7