NFL Thursday Night Football: Gambling Pick 2020 Week 5

We’ve got a good one in our hands tonight everyone. Tom Brady and his tomato free diet are traveling to one of the most unhealthy states to play DA bears. Big Dick Nick looks to continue his dominance of Average Dick Tom. This game is being billed as Nick vs Tom, but it’s going to come down to more than the quarterback play, and the sizes of their penises. When you look at the Bears, you see the defense isn’t what it was two years ago. Khalil Mack is still one of the top defensive players in the NFL but they’re still missing a lot of pieces. The Buccs defense is slept on. They aren’t as bad as most people think. Devin White and Lavonte David are at top tier linebacker tandem. They could be rising to an all time duo. They have the type of chemistry that we saw with Kuechly and David or Charley Kelly and frank Reynolds some of the greats. That’s the path those two are on. We also won’t be seeing the return of Chris Godwin this week and mike Evans is also questionable at the time of me writing this. Tom hasn’t shown the arm strength that he used to, the mans nearly 50 so I’m not shocked he’s regressed. But he still has shown he’s able to get the ball to those no name guys and make them look good enough so that one of your buddies inevitably is going to pick them up next week for his fantasy team. When we look at what foles is dealing with on his side of the ball it’s limited. They have show that in true Andy Reid coaching tree fashion that it’s an all out air attack. Allen Roberson is showing he’s a damn good ball player. What it comes down to is this: Who’s offense is going to show up? Tonight I think it will be the Buccs rolling.

The pick: Buccs -3.5 (buy the hook if you can)

SPECIAL PICK ALERT!!!!!

Playoff baseball is here. I know we normally do football on this page… but if you’re reading this you’re probably a degenerate. With that said, gamble responsibly enough to know that you can always bet on a second game tonight. The Yankees and the rays. Yea baseball… ever heard of it? Well I think the balls are juiced again. Chicks dig the long ball, and so do I. I’ve been riding baseball overs into the ground and figured I’d share the wealth before I blow it all on my next cold streak. Runs! Runs! Runs! Over! Over! Over!

The pick: over 9.5 (easy)